Recently, I had the wonderful opportunity to play a game with adults while my ankle biter was occupied by his Mimi. We played Apples to Apples--a great game, by the way--and two things came from the experience that I had to research at home.
1. I mentioned at one point that Georgia O'Keeffe could fit the category of "dirty" for the purpose of the game because of her "vagina flowers." I thought it was common knowledge that her paintings look like colorful versions of Woman's personal flower. These pictures may plead my case for me.
2.As a separate argument, I mentioned that the Statue of Liberty could be considered shy because she was originally supposed to be naked. I haven't found any evidence of this, and I'm not ashamed to say that I'm completely mad on this point. I think this is one of those daydreams young men have when they spend too much time learning history while their hormones are out of control.
Oh- I thought the argument was over vaajina flowers.
ReplyDeleteOh, brother, I see it now. That Georgia needed some therapy...is she still alive-I can recommend a couple good counselors. And the Statue of Liberty thing..you had me convinced on that one. Fanasy and imagination are your forte.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if she needed therapy, living in the desert with bleached skulls all over your house just loosens some screws in anyone.
ReplyDeleteWell, if the statue of liberty wasn't supposed to be naked, she at least has really hairy armpits. Darn French.
ReplyDeleteI love vagina flowers
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