I used to say howdy.

When I waited tables, I used to say howdy. I worked at a Bob Evan's and the old people loved that crap.
Now, if I say howdy it makes me want to barf.
So I won't say that, I'll say hello instead.
Hello world, I'm a writer. I hope we get along.
Plus, getting published can't be much more difficult than building this Rubie G Device, right?

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